I'm Carson and I am probably an idiot but I hope you have a good time here with me

 

hey ugly

a chick that lowkey wants to ride your dick into the next fucking town  (via sleezed)

Y’all lying is this tru?

(via soul-assassin)

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this